Teach 'em young. PromisedLand.com.
Teach what exactly, I'm not 100% sure. But, if you have a Kerry/Edwards '04 bumper sticker on your car, carry any visible contributor appreciation gift from your local Public Televsion station, wear a turban (easily mistaken as Muslim head dress by the likes of Ann Coulter), or speak Spanish as your first language, I'd stay away from the Promised Land just in case.
Oh, and target practice on non-Christian New Yorkers is being alluringly offered by the new Left Behind video game. (No, this isn't a joke. It's for real.)